17 July 2017

Absolutely Anything

Absolutely Anything 2015
  • Director: Terry Jones
  • Based on the book: no
  • Cast: Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Ron Riggle, Robert Bathurst, Eddie Izzard, Joanna Lumley, Meera Syal
  • Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
    • Simon Pegg – Star Wars the Force Awakens, The World’s End, Doctor Who, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, 24 Hour Party People
    • Kate Beckinsale – The Aviator, Serendipity, The Last Days of Disco, Shooting Fish, Cold Comfort Farm, Prince of Jutland, Much Ado About Nothing
    • Sanjeev Bhaskar –  Shakespeare Live, Unforgotten, Curry Nam Nam, Notting Hill,
    • Robert Bathurst – Downton Abbey, The Pillars of the Earth, Black Adder
    • Eddie Izzard – Valkyria, Across the Universe, Romance and Cigarettes, Velvet Goldmine, various stand-up sketches
    • Joanna Lumley – Absolutely Fabulous, Ella Enchanted, Cold Comfort Farm, Shirley Valentine, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
    • Meera Syal – Shakespeare Live, Curry Nam Nam, Doctor Who, Absolutely Fabulous, Sammy and Rosie Get Laid,
  • Why? Simon Pegg
  • Seen: 16 July 2017      

       Oh no, there’s a dog in this film! At the risk of getting lots of hate comments, I don’t like dogs and usually avoid dog films like the plague. But the cast is promising and it seems to be sci-fi-ish so maybe there’s hope. And Simon Pegg is usually weird enough to counter the dogness.
       Loser-teacher-failed-author Neil (Pegg) is in love with his neighbour Catherine (Beckinsale), a TV writer who is ordered by her boss (Lumley) to diss good authors.
       Meanwhile the Intergalactic Council (or whatever it’s called, voices of the Monty Python gang) is trying to decide whether or not to destroy the human race. Neil is randomly chosen to be given magical powers to see if he uses them for good or evil. The power? Everything he says comes true. Literally.
       It freaks him out. Like the rest of us, he says a lot of things he doesn’t mean literally. When he realises he can do anything he uses his power for silly selfish reasons. Some of them backfire, some bore him. The Intergalactic Council are not impressed.
       Shaun of the Dead or The World’s End it is not. It is not so much weird as silly. And there’s too much dog. It has its funny moments though and Simon Pegg is endearing.

2 ½ * of 5   

A Midsummer Night's Dream

A Midsummer Night’s Dream 1999
  • Director: Michael Hoffman
  • Based on the play by William Shakespeare
  • Cast: Kevin Kline, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Everett, Stanley Tucci, Calista Flockhart, Anna Friel, Christian Bale, Dominic West, David Strathairn, Sophie Marceau, Roger Rees, Max Wright, Gregory Jbara, Bill Irwin, Sam Rockwell, Bernard Hill, John Sessions
  • Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
    • Kevin Kline – My Old Lady, A Prairie Home Companion, Wild Wild West, The Ice Storm, Dave, The January Man, Silverado, Sophie’s Choice
    • Michell Pfeiffer – Dark Shadows, Stardust, White Oleander, I Am Sam, A Thousand Acres, To Gillian on her 37th Birthday, Wolf, The Age of Innocence, Love Field, Batman Returns, Frankie and Johnny, The Fabulous Baker Boys, Dangerous Liaisons, Married to the Mob, The Witches of Eastwick, Scarface
    • Rupert Everett – Stardust, To Kill a King, Shakespeare in Love, My Best Friend’s Wedding, The Madness of King George, Dance with a Stranger
    • Stanley Tucci – Hunger Games 1-4, Fortitude, Swing Vote, Road to Perdition, A Life Less Ordinary, Life During Wartime, The Pelican Brief, Billy Bathgate, Prizzi’s Honor
    • Calista Flockhart – Quiz Show
    • Anna Friel – Our Mutual Friend
    • Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Rises, Public Enemies, Terminator Salvation, The Dark Night, I’m Not There, The Prestige, Batman Begins, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Velvet Goldmine, Little Women, Prince of Jutland, Swing Kids, Henry V
    • Dominic West – Testament of Youth, The Wire, Mona Lisa Smile, Chicago, 28 Days, Star Wars, Surviving Picasso, Richard III
    • David Strathairn – Hotel Marigold 2, The Tempest, Good Night and Good Luck, The Sopranos, A Map of the World, LA Confidential, Mother Night, Dolores Claiborne, A League of Their Own, Stars and Bars, Silkwood
    • Sophie Marceau – Les femmes de l’ombre, The World Is Not Enough, Braveheart
    • Roger Rees – Frida, Nicholas Nickleby
    • Max Wright – ALF, Norm Show, Snow Falling on Cedars, Grumpy Old Men, Reds, Playing for Time
    • Gregory Jbara – Nurse Jackie, Friends
    • Bill Irwin – Rachel Getting Married, Across the Universe, Igby Goes Down, Third Rock from the Sun
    • Sam Rockwell – Moon, Frost/Nixon, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Green Mile
    • Bernard Hill – Wolf Hall, The Kid, Valkyria, Lord of the Rings et al, Titanic, Shirley Valentine, Richard III, Henry VI Parts One, Two and Three, Gandhi, I Claudius, 
    • John Sessions – Legend, Filth, Merchant of Venice, The Gangs of New York, Henry V
  • Why? Shakespeare
  • Seen: Two or three times before. Now 15 July 2017      

       Few movies have me smiling from start to finish but this one has. One of Shakespeare’s most beloved plays – by me as well – this version skims over the darker depths of the play to revel in the colourful lavish world of fairies in late 19th century Italy.
       The whole film has a twinkle in its eye. Tucci is a delightful Puck, Kline a sensitive yearning Bottom. The confrontation amongst the four young lovers with one of Shakespeare’s most rapid-fire insult-exchanging scenes, here ending in a mud lake, is hilarious.
       But the stars of the show are the bicycles. Why Hoffman chose this era for the film I don’t know but the bicycles are a stroke of genius.

4½ * of 5   

The Girl with All the Gifts

The Girl with All the Gifts 2016
  • Director: Colm McCarthy
  • Based on the book by M R Carey
  • Cast: Sennia Nanua, Gemma Arterton, Glenn Close, Paddy Considine, Fisayo Akinade, Anamaria Marinca
  • Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
    • Gemma Arterton – The Boat that Rocked, Quantum of Solace, Lost in Austen
    • Glenn Close –Mars Attacks!, 101 Dalmatians, Mary Reilly, The House of Spirits, Hook, Meeting Venus,  Sarah Plain and Tall, Hamlet, Reversal of Fortune, Dangerous Liaisons, Jagged Edge, The World According to Garp
    • Paddy Considine – Macbeth, The World’s End, My Summer of Love, In America, 24 Hour Party People, Born Romantic
    • Anamaria Marinca – River, Doctor Who, Wallander
  • Why? Good book
  • Seen: 14 July 2017      

       The book is the Stockholm sci-fi book circle’s choice for August. Hal and I have now read it; we’re very curious about the film.
       In a military barracks, children are locked in cells. When they are taken out to go to school they are chained into wheelchairs, hands, head and feet strapped in while soldiers aim machine guns at them. They are not considered human. They are there as objects for scientific research. Why are these children intelligent, but also ‘hungries’, the mindless living dead infected by the fungus that has killed most of the human race?
       One of the girls, Melanie, is especially intelligent. One of the teachers, Miss Justineau,  regards the children as human and is especially fond of Melanie.
       When the base is attacked by a mob of hungries Melanie, Miss Justineau, hard-core Sgt Parker, another soldier and chief scientist Doctor Caroline Caldwell – who had just been about to dissect Melanie’s brain and who continues to refer to her as ‘the test object’ – escape in a tank.
       In constant danger from hungries, and each other, they do what they must to survive in the dying hostile world around and in London.
       Words like heart-breaking, heart-warming and humane come to mind. As well as incredibly suspenseful.
       Closely adapted to the book in the beginning it strays in the second half but finds its way back in the end. There could not be a better Melanie than young Sennia Nanua, Considine is always good, Arterton does well as Miss Justineau and this is possibly Close’s best role.
       How much one who has not read the book will get of the depth and complexity of the novel is hard to say but with the book fresh in one’s memory it holds together well. Its visual strength makes up somewhat for the severe abridgment of the novel.

4 * of 5   

10 July 2017

The Love Punch

The Love Punch 2013
  • Director: Joel Hopkins
  • Based on the book: no
  • Cast: Emma Thompson, Pierce Brosnan, Celia Imrie, Timothy Spall, Marisa Berenson
  • Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
    • Emma Thompson – Beautiful Creatures, Harry Potter, Nanny McPhee, The Boat that Rocked, An Education, Last Chance Harvey, Brideshead Revisited, Stranger than Fiction, Angels in America, Love Actually, Wit, Primary Colours, The Winter Guest, Sense and Sensibility, The Remains of the Day, Much Ado about Nothing, Peter’s Friends, Howards End, Dead Again, Impromptu, Henry V, Fortunes of War, Tutti Frutti
    • Pierce Brosnan – A Long Way Down, The World’s End, The Ghost Writer, Mamma Mia, Seraphim Falls, James Bond, Dante’s Peak, Mars Attacks!
    • Celia Imrie – Hotel Marigold 1 and 2, Doctor Who, Cranford, Nanny McPhee, Wah-Wah, Calendar Girls, Daniel Deronda, Absolutely Fabulous, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Star Wars the Phantom Menace, Hilary & Jackie, In the Bleak Midwinter, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Upstairs Downstairs
    • Timothy Spall – Mr Turner, Harry Potter, The King’s Speech, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, My House in Umbria, Nicholas Nickleby, Love’s Labour’s Lost, Topsy-Turvy, Our Mutual Friend, Hamlet, Secret and Lies, Spender, Life is Sweet, Gothic, Quadrophenia
    • Marisa Berenson – Colour Me Kubrick, Playing for Time, Cabaret
  • Why? Emma Thompson
  • Seen: 9 July 2017      

       Friends and family want ex-couple Kate and Richard to get together again. He’s possibly keen, she is not. The pop music at the start indicates a light-weight film ahead and so it is.
       Very bourgeois with golf, villas, a daughter driving her own car off to Uni. Then Richard’s company collapses, just as he retires. There has been a hostile take-over and Richard and Kate’s life savings and pensions are gone.
       Off they go to chase the villain. When he laughs them off and throws them out they decide to steal the diamond, worth tens of millions, that he has bought for his fiancée. Off they go to Cannes.
       Light-weight, slapstick, touristy. What’s enjoyable is seeing Thompson, Brosnan, Imrie and Spall so happily playing wrinkled pensioners (or almost pensioners). It is actually quite a funny spoof of a heist movie. It will win the cast no Oscars and they will not include it on their list of their best films but they seem to be having fun and the film offers an amusing ninety minutes in the company of four superb actors.

2 ½ * of 5   

4 July 2017

Blade Runner

Blade Runner 1987 (1991 version, director’s cut)
  • Director: Ridley Scott
  • Based on the book by Philip K Dick
  • Cast: Harrison Ford, Sean Young, Rutger Hauer, Darryl Hannah, Edward James Olmos, M Emmet Walsh, William Sanderson, Brion James
  • Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
    • Harrison Ford – Star Wars the Force Awakens, The Fugitive, Presumed Innocence, Working Girl, The Mosquito Coast, Witness, The Return of the Jedi, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back, Apocalypse Now, The Conversation, American Graffiti
    • Rutger Hauer – Batman Begins, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Dark Knight, Babel
    • Darryl Hannah – Kill Bill 1 & 2, Steel Magnolias, Clan of the Cave Bear
    • Edward James Olmos – Selena, Stand and Deliver, Hill Street Blues
    • M Emmet Walsh – Wild Wild West, X Files, My Best Friend’s Wedding, Romeo &Juliet, Raising Arizona, Silkwood, Alice’s Restaurant
    • William Sanderson – Dharma and Greg, X Files
  • Why? Interesting enough film
  • Seen: Twice before. Now 1 July 2017      

       Thirty-five years. Unloved, they say, when it was released, Blade Runner has become a classic. What I remember is only that it was somewhat interesting but not what it’s about. Something futuristic and chaotic.
       Oh yes, bad robots. In 2019. Oh wow, that’s only two years away. I don’t think we’re in for a robot rebellion, nor do we have any off-world slaves as yet. Why didn’t he make it 2219? Or 2319? Did 2019 really seem so far in the future back then?
       Deckard (Ford) is a Blade Runner, a cop who hunts and kills murderous rebellious robots. Deck himself is a rebel, a macho arrogant loner. I dislike him instantly.
       The robots are indistinguishable from humans. Their memories are fake, implanted.
       It reminds me of Stalker – more colour, more people, gaudy instead of bleak, but stilted and slow, impenetrable and pretentious. For all the drama and romance and violence it’s not very memorable. Which is why I don’t remember it though I’ve seen it twice before.
       But it’s visually aesthetic and the basic premise of robots wanting to be human is a good one. In a few years’ time I’ll probably say, ‘Oh yes. I don’t remember it so well but I remember that there was something somewhat interesting about it.’
       The music is good. But the movie could have been and should have been much better.

2 * of 5